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Sale price USD $26.99 Regular price USD $45.00
color Coffee
size S
OR

💀🥤Dark humor meets surprisingly good life advice. Featuring a laid-back skeleton raising a glass beneath the unforgettable phrase "Have You Watered Your Flesh Prison Lately?" this graphic delivers the perfect mix of gothic aesthetics, sarcastic wit, and everyday wellness. Whether you're a fan of spooky vibes, internet humor, or simply appreciate a clever conversation starter, this tee keeps your style as dry as your sense of humor—but never your hydration.

Made from heavyweight garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, this relaxed-fit tee offers a broken-in softness with premium durability built for daily wear. The pre-shrunk fabric, tubular knit construction, and reinforced double-needle stitching provide lasting comfort, while the vintage-washed finish gives it an effortlessly worn-in character that pairs perfectly with jeans, cargos, or your favorite hoodie.


Product features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a soft, garment-dyed finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit for durability and comfort
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, classic look
- Sizes S–5XL
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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